makes you a whiskey and coke doesn't put a fucking lime in it

makes you a whiskey and coke doesn't put a fucking
lime in it - makes you a whiskey and coke doesn't put a fucking
lime in it  Good Guy Bartender

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Sees you're the DD Gives you free bottled water and makes fun of the drunks with you

Sees you're the DD Gives you free bottled water 
and makes fun of the drunks with you

makes you a whiskey and coke doesn't put a fucking lime in it

makes you a whiskey and coke doesn't put a fucking
lime in it

Puts his finger in your drink by accident Fills you a new one even though he knows you didn't notice

Puts his finger in your drink by accident  Fills you a new one even though he knows you didn't notice

sees guy fighting through crowd of girls to get a beer serves him first

sees guy fighting through crowd of girls to get a beer serves him first

Knows You don't belong Serves you anyway

Knows You don't belong Serves you anyway

sees you've drank too much calls you a cab

sees you've drank too much calls you a cab

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