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I don't always drink beer because i have to be up early to water the plants

I don't always drink beer because i have to be up early to water the plants

I don't always drink beer because the alcohol destroys brain cells and disorientates my sense of judgement

I don't always eat pussy But when I do, unknowingly it was in my chinese take-out

I don't always have something interesting to say But when I do I fuck up the story with unnecessary details

I don't always have plans on the weekend . . .

I don't always travel the world But when I do, i fly coach

I don't always have sex but when I do, I prefer it with my socks on

I don't always drink beer but when i do, i don't

I don't always drink beer Sometimes I prefer a glass of iced tea or water

I don't always sit in this office chair because i don't have a job

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