children may be our future, but right now they suck and so i drink

children may be our future, but right now they suck and so i drink - children may be our future, but right now they suck and so i drink  drunk dad

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my other ride is your mom

my other ride is your mom

What's the difference between my job and your mom? My job still sucks

What's the difference between my job and your mom? My job still sucks

Helps son get license to party

Helps son get license to party

So, meme dad gets memes? drunk dad gets bitches!

So, meme dad gets memes? drunk dad gets bitches!

make sure you're home by midnight with 2 bitches

make sure you're home by midnight with 2 bitches

huge car = tiny penis tiny car = huge penis

huge car = tiny penis tiny car = huge penis

Happy fucking birthday Now let's party

Happy fucking birthday  Now let's party

If it fits i sits

If it fits i sits

They see me rollin'... ...they hatin'

They see me rollin'... ...they hatin'

If you don't like my driving get off the sidewalk

If you don't like my driving get off the sidewalk

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