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I will find you The best present ever

I will find you The best present ever

I thought I might get caught so I used the duck's advice Everyone loved the donuts

I thought I might get caught so I used the duck's advice Everyone loved the donuts

Say goodbye to your family I'm taking you on a romantic weekend getaway

Say goodbye to your family I'm taking you on a romantic weekend getaway

After our date, I'm going to shoot you a quick text to make sure you got home safely

After our date, I'm going to shoot you a quick text to make sure you got home safely

Manslaughter is so much fun but i enjoy hearing women laugh too

Manslaughter is so much  fun but  i enjoy hearing women laugh too

this will be your last breath of dirty city air. we're going to have so much fun on this camping trip.

this will be your last breath of dirty city air. we're going to have so much fun on this camping trip.

YOU WILL STRUGGLE TO FIND A BETTER MAN THAN ME

YOU WILL STRUGGLE TO FIND A BETTER MAN THAN ME

i am going to drag you to a cabin in the woods showing this weekend if you don't have plans already

i am going to drag you to a cabin in the woods showing this weekend if you don't have plans already

i'll eat your baby carrots if you dont want them

i'll eat your baby carrots if you dont want them

I WILL BREAK YOU OFF A PIECE OF MY KIT KAT BAR

I WILL BREAK YOU OFF A PIECE OF MY KIT KAT BAR

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