Starts Massive contest to market his candy to children Makes fun of the fat kid that wins.

Starts Massive contest to market his candy to children Makes fun of the fat kid that wins. - Starts Massive contest to market his candy to children Makes fun of the fat kid that wins.  Scumbag Wonka

Starts Massive contest to market his candy to children Makes fun of the fat kid that wins.

Starts Massive contest to market his candy to children Makes fun of the fat kid that wins.

Fires workers Employs entire race of people as his slaves

Fires workers Employs entire race of people as his slaves

Says everything in room is edible Gets pissed when Augustus drinks chocolate

Says everything in room is edible Gets pissed when Augustus drinks chocolate

Holds worldwide competition All the winners are white

Holds worldwide competition All the winners are white

Creates drink that makes you elevate Installs deadly ceiling fan

Creates drink that makes you elevate Installs deadly ceiling fan

saves entire oompa loompa race forced into indentured servitude

saves entire oompa loompa race forced into indentured servitude

Oh you live in New York? you must love living in the city

Oh you live in New York? you must love living in the city

Has a radio show and Talks shit about guests Asks them to do another show.

Has a radio show and Talks shit about guests Asks them to do another show.

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