-    Scumbag

he'd never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window

he'd never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window

Uses white text without border In such a way that some words are difficult to read

Uses white text without border In such a way that some words are difficult to read

Playing goldeneye "Hey man dont kill me well i pee" "ok" walks up to your character and points gun at head while waiting for you to come back.

Playing goldeneye

Hey, It's 3 am, why dont you txt that cute girl from work? i jst fiukng faertd in thr taxi lolipopla

Hey, It's 3 am, why dont you txt that cute girl from work? i jst fiukng faertd in thr taxi lolipopla

Has to go to bed soon, says to turn down music never goes to bed

Has to go to bed soon, says to turn down music never goes to bed

Tells waiter whole meal is on one check You got me this time, right bro?

Tells waiter whole meal is on one check  You got me this time, right bro?

politely turns down his pickup line Calls you a Fat bitch

politely turns down his pickup line Calls you a Fat bitch

Says he has no gas to drive the carpool buys a gram everyday

Says he has no gas to drive the carpool buys a gram everyday

You want to do something productive tomorrow? LOL NOPE

You want to do something productive tomorrow? LOL NOPE

Fall over on your way home? It's ok bro just lay down for 5 minutes Wake up 9 hours later stuck to the ground.

Fall over on your way home? It's ok bro just lay down for 5 minutes Wake up 9 hours later stuck to the ground.

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