Figs out of season when I'm hungry... "No man eat fruit of thee hereafter for ever."

Figs out of season when I'm hungry...

"You are my friends... if you do what I command" John 15: 14

Figs out of season when I'm hungry... "No man eat fruit of thee hereafter for ever."

Figs out of season when I'm hungry...

Can eradicate world hunger Gets his buddies drunk at a fish fry one night only

Can eradicate world hunger Gets his buddies 
drunk at a fish fry one night only

Heals the sick Doesn't teach them basic hygiene

Heals the sick Doesn't teach them basic hygiene

Rises from the dead Does it on a day I already have off of work

Rises from the dead Does it on a day I already have off of work

Provides the starving with fish, Not fishing lessons.

Provides the starving with fish, Not fishing lessons.

I AM YOUR SAVIOR IF YOU DONT BELIEVE ME ILL SEND YOU TO HELL

I AM YOUR SAVIOR IF YOU DONT BELIEVE ME
 ILL SEND YOU TO HELL

Promises to resurrect the dead Unleashes zombie hordes

Promises to resurrect the dead Unleashes zombie hordes

Father comes up with many rules about marriage Never got married

Father comes up with many rules about marriage Never got married

Dies for your sins Just kidding back in 3 days

Dies for your sins Just kidding back in 3 days

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