"Um...could we send a *third* gymnast to the all-around compet--" No medal for you!

You are a woman? No rights for you!

You are a woman? No rights for you!

You voted For Santorum? No Soup for You!

You voted For Santorum? No Soup for You!

No kbs for you!

 No kbs for you!

You want PMO? No Fap for you!

You want PMO? No Fap for you!

You have Sprint? No service for you

You have Sprint? No service for you

You bought Skyrim? No sleep for you!

You bought Skyrim? No sleep for you!

Oh you chew with your mouth open? NO GUM FOR YOU!

Oh you chew with your mouth open? NO GUM FOR YOU!

YOUR PUNCTUATION AND Capitalization are bad. No more jokes for you!

YOUR PUNCTUATION AND Capitalization are bad. No more jokes for you!

NO COOKIE FOR YOU

NO COOKIE FOR YOU

no equality for you!

no equality for you!

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