stands in center of the pit to wait for Cannibal Corpse "This seems like a good place"

stands in center of the pit to wait for Cannibal Corpse

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Finds hair in food Thats still attached to his head

Finds hair in food Thats still attached to his head

Sees attractive girl on facebook Immediately goes to see if she likes metal

Sees attractive girl on facebook Immediately goes to see if she likes metal

Goes to see judge dredd Just because of anthrax

Goes to see judge dredd Just because of anthrax

Has "666" in his username

Has

Gets out of shower "fuck towels!!" *starts headbanging*

Gets out of shower

Blasts brutal death metal in toyota corolla

Blasts brutal death metal in toyota corolla

Hey man, a brutal show is coming you wanna come? Nah man, I can't I have to work

Hey man, a brutal show is coming you wanna come? Nah man, I can't I have to work

Reads "Lords of Chaos" Like a "how-to" guide

Reads

Discovers new band Goes to Metal Archives to see how he should feel about them

Discovers new band Goes to Metal Archives to see how he should feel about them

stands in center of the pit to wait for Cannibal Corpse "This seems like a good place"

stands in center of the pit to wait for Cannibal Corpse

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