knows you stayed up late wakes you up at your usual time

knows you stayed up late wakes you up at your usual time - knows you stayed up late wakes you up at your usual time  Good Guy Brain

Performs all functions necessary for life automatically so you don't have to worry about them

Performs all functions necessary for life automatically so you don't have to worry about them

ZONE OUT WHILE DRIVING STILL GETS YOU TO YOUR DESTINATION

ZONE OUT WHILE DRIVING STILL GETS YOU TO YOUR DESTINATION

heart starts to miss ex creates dream about what a bitch she use to be

heart starts to miss ex creates dream about what a bitch she use to be

Dreams about forgetting your book for class during nap Remembers that part of the dream when you wake up so you don't forget it.

Dreams about forgetting your book for class during nap Remembers that part of the dream when you wake up so you don't forget it.

Can't think of anything to say to the girl you like Lets you have sex with her in your dreams

Can't think of anything to say to the girl you like Lets you have sex with her in your dreams

Forgets to set morning alarm Wakes you up at the exact time anyways

Forgets to set morning alarm Wakes you up at the exact time anyways

Pees in dream doesn't pee in bed

Pees in dream doesn't pee in bed

Gives you witty remark to use At exactly the right time

Gives you witty remark to use At exactly the right time

Knows you're high as fuck Doesn't spend all of your money

Knows you're high as fuck Doesn't spend all of your money

Falls asleep crying about your ex Gives you happy, sexy dream about someone new

Falls asleep crying about your ex Gives you happy, sexy dream about someone new

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