Play dead? Dead like how you feel on the inside?

Play dead? Dead like how you feel on the inside? - Play dead? Dead like how you feel on the inside?  judgmental dog

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"Heel"? More like "cankle"

You want me to "come"? Could I just fake it like your girlfriend?

You want me to

You're fat

 You're fat

WHY DONT YOU TAKE ME FOR A WALK YOU COULD USE THE EXERCISE

WHY DONT YOU TAKE ME FOR A WALK YOU COULD USE THE EXERCISE

i talked to other dogs of the neighborhood... they said our "peanutbutter-game" isn't normal.

i talked to other dogs of the neighborhood... they said our

You want to play 'fetch'? Why don't you 'fetch' yourself a job ?

You want to play 'fetch'? Why don't you 'fetch' yourself a job ?

"Sit"? You do enough of that for the both of us!

"No more treats for today" Someone should listen to their own advice

i don't need color vision to see that you're a moron

i don't need color vision to see that you're a moron

get off the furniture you say? your huge ass does more damage to it then i do.

get off the furniture you say? your huge ass does more damage to it then i do.

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