Breadcrumbs? This is why I shit on your car.

Breadcrumbs? This is why I shit on your car. - Breadcrumbs? This is why I shit on your car.  Angry Bird

They Took My Eggs damn right i'm angry

They Took My Eggs damn right i'm angry

Yo Mitt Better Not See You On Sesame street

Yo Mitt Better Not See You On Sesame street

Breadcrumbs? This is why I shit on your car.

Breadcrumbs? This is why I shit on your car.

I wake up screaming at 4am damn right i'm angry

I wake up screaming at 4am damn right i'm angry

Hey, you little green bastards! give us our eggs back or we'll fuck your shit up!

Hey, you little green bastards! give us our eggs back or we'll fuck your shit up!

Oh, so you just got your car washed? Wait for the next red light...

Oh, so you just got your car washed? Wait for the next red light...

Why the fuck would you shoot me out of a goddamn slingshot

Why the fuck would you shoot me out of a goddamn slingshot

IM A BIRD WITH NO WINGS OF COURSE IM ANGRY

IM A BIRD WITH NO WINGS OF COURSE IM ANGRY

YOU CAME TO THE WRONG NEIGHBORHOOD MOTHERFUCKER

YOU CAME TO THE WRONG NEIGHBORHOOD MOTHERFUCKER

Oh, you just waxed your truck? Good, I've had to shit all day!

Oh, you just waxed your truck? Good, I've had to shit all day!

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