go on a one-term break to get yourself a patron, shipwreck, lose everything save your lute, find your way into the maer's court dressed with rags: impress him; tell him he is being poisoned, gain his trust, try to prove it, lose his trust, prove it, gain

go on a one-term break to get yourself a patron, shipwreck, lose everything save your lute, find your way into the maer's court dressed with rags: impress him; tell him he is being poisoned, gain his trust, try to prove it, lose his trust, prove it, gain  - go on a one-term break to get yourself a patron, shipwreck, lose everything save your lute, find your way into the maer's court dressed with rags: impress him; tell him he is being poisoned, gain his trust, try to prove it, lose his trust, prove it, gain   Advice Kvothe

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a lady that looks like my mom had a sister that ran off with a trouper like my dad huh. that's hygapean.

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