Everyone is masturbating And I'm just sitting here

Everyone is masturbating           And I'm just sitting here  - Everyone is masturbating           And I'm just sitting here   Misc

Everyoneis outside playing football And I'm just sitting here turkey basting

Everyoneis outside playing football And I'm just sitting here turkey basting

Everyone is calling the police And I'm just sitting here masturbating

Everyone is calling the police         And I'm just sitting here masturbating

Everyone is getting pregnant Thankfully I'm just sitting here masturbating

Everyone is getting pregnant           Thankfully I'm just sitting here masturbating

People are skydiving from outer space And I'm just sitting here masturbating

People are skydiving from outer space And I'm just sitting here masturbating

Everyone is getting Karma from this meme And I'm just sitting here masturbating

Everyone is getting Karma from this meme                And I'm just sitting here masturbating

Everyone else has finished eating And I'm just sitting here masticating

Everyone else has finished eating     And I'm just sitting here masticating

everyone on my news feed is getting engaged And I'm just sitting here masturbating

everyone on my news feed is getting engaged And I'm just sitting here masturbating

Everyone posts cool stuff on their cake day And I'm just sitting here masturbating

Everyone posts cool stuff on their cake day And I'm just sitting here masturbating

Everyone is laughing And I'm just sitting here mass translating

Everyone is laughing And I'm just sitting here mass translating

Everyone is memorializing amanda todd And I'm just sitting here masturbating to her

Everyone is memorializing amanda todd    And I'm just sitting here masturbating to her

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