I'll buy you a dildo If I get the one I can mold after my penis

I'll buy you a dildo If I get the one I can mold after my penis - I'll buy you a dildo If I get the one I can mold after my penis  Overly Attached Boyfriend

i heard you were gay do you love me now?

i heard you were gay do you love me now?

I wish I was your baby... So I could spend 9 months inside you

I wish I was your baby... So I could spend 9 months inside you

Now that we have a cat together you can't leave me

Now that we have a cat together you can't leave me

One decent-looking, sane girl finds him attractive Holds onto her like grim death

One decent-looking, sane girl finds him attractive Holds onto her like grim death

You're leaving me I'm pregnant

You're leaving me I'm pregnant

Girl Brings Bacon to Third Date Should I Marry you?

Girl Brings Bacon to Third Date Should I Marry you?

Happy Mother's Day to the future mother of my children

Happy Mother's Day to the future mother of my children

Was that a guys voice? omg are you cheating me?

Was that a guys voice? omg are you cheating me?

You haven't texted me in 1 minute and 42 seconds Why are you ignoring me?

You haven't texted me in 1 minute and 42 seconds Why are you ignoring me?

Girls' night out? why can't i come?

Girls' night out? why can't i come?

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