Alternate Universe versions of me are banging Emma watson and i'm just sitting here masturbating

Alternate Universe versions of me are banging Emma watson and i'm just sitting here masturbating - Alternate Universe versions of me are banging Emma watson and i'm just sitting here masturbating  Spiderman Masturbating Desk

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Everybody's out having casual sex and cheating on their significant others and i'm just sitting here wallowing in self pity and depression

Everybody's out having casual sex and cheating on their significant others and i'm just sitting here  wallowing in self pity and depression

everyone is watching conference and i'm just sitting here masturbating

everyone is watching conference and i'm just sitting here masturbating

all my friends are getting girlfriends, and i'm just sitting here masturbating

all my friends are getting girlfriends, and i'm just sitting here masturbating

All my friends are shredding powder and i'm just sitting here studying for finals

All my friends are shredding powder and i'm just sitting here studying for finals

Everyone's writing haikus and I'm just sitting here masturbating

Everyone's writing
 haikus and I'm just sitting here masturbating

and i'm just sitting here masturbating

 and i'm just sitting here masturbating

all my friends have normal, healthy relationships, and i'm just sitting here masturbating

all my friends have normal, healthy relationships, and i'm just sitting here masturbating

Everyone's evacuating and i'm just sitting here masturbating

Everyone's evacuating and i'm just sitting here masturbating

Everyone else is asleep and i'm just sitting here masturbating

Everyone else is asleep and i'm just sitting here masturbating

EVERYONE IS OUT STUDYING FOR THEIR NEXT RANK, GETTING THEIR CCAF, WORKING A SECOND JOB and I'M just sitting here masturbating

EVERYONE IS OUT STUDYING FOR THEIR NEXT RANK, GETTING THEIR CCAF, WORKING A SECOND JOB and I'M just sitting here masturbating
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