I really like your Cocaine. It smells like the man I'm going to marry.

I really like your Cocaine. It smells like the man I'm going to marry. - I really like your Cocaine. It smells like the man I'm going to marry.  ATTACHED GF

You have to wish me happy mothers day since I'm going to be your future baby mama

You have to wish me happy mothers day since I'm going to be your future baby mama

Twice!!! You made Maraudon and Dire Maul without me

Twice!!! You made Maraudon and Dire Maul without me

Dates you for a week Gets your face tatooed in her arm

Dates you for a week Gets your face tatooed in her arm

Pours sweat and blood into making you a nice dinner literally

Pours sweat and blood into making you a nice dinner literally

Oh is that a Hula Girl Bobblehead Doll on your dashboard? Who is she?

Oh is that a Hula Girl Bobblehead Doll on your dashboard? Who is she?

What would you need a To-Do List for? You can do me instead!

What would you need a To-Do List for? You can do me instead!

you didn't call this afternoon why didn't you call you should call are we having a problem cause we should talk about it not just not call

you didn't call this afternoon why didn't you call you should call are we having a problem cause we should talk about it not just not call

Look at your keyboard U & I are together

Look at your keyboard U & I are together

I really like your Cocaine. It smells like the man I'm going to marry.

I really like your Cocaine. It smells like the man I'm going to marry.

OMG YOU HAVE HERP MCDERPENSTIEN ON YOUR FACEBOOK OPEN YOUR FACEBOOK I'M GOING TO TELL YOU WHO YOU NEED TO DELETE

OMG YOU HAVE HERP MCDERPENSTIEN ON YOUR FACEBOOK OPEN YOUR FACEBOOK I'M GOING TO TELL YOU WHO YOU NEED TO DELETE

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