scumbag fly has whole world to fly in only flies around your face

scumbag fly 
has whole world to fly in only flies around your face  - scumbag fly 
has whole world to fly in only flies around your face   Misc

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scumbag fly has whole world to fly in only flies around your face

scumbag fly 
has whole world to fly in only flies around your face

gets in through a crack cant out through an open window

gets in through a crack cant out through an open window

can fly two miles non-stop to anywhere he chooses flies two miles worth of laps around your head

can fly two miles non-stop to anywhere he chooses flies two miles worth of laps around your head

can't figure out how to leave through the wide open fucking door because it cant see the door with its face planted in your fucking computer screen

can't figure out how to leave through the wide open fucking door  because it cant see the door with its face planted in your fucking computer screen

Dude, stop waving at me Can't you see i'm trying to eat this food in front of you?

Dude, stop waving at me Can't you see i'm trying to eat this food in front of you?

Has a huge area to fly around Only flies around your face

Has a huge area to fly around Only flies around your face

oh are you enjoying your relaxing vacation by the lake? let me sing you the song of my people

oh are you enjoying your relaxing vacation by the lake? let me sing you the song of my people

flies around the room for hours decides to die in your cup

flies around the room for hours decides to die in your cup

oh youre eating outside? mind if i join?

oh youre eating outside? mind if i join?

Can't find its way out of your house from where it entered Finds its way in every. single. time.

Can't find its way out of your house from where it entered Finds its way in every. single. time.

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