"Alanis Morissette's 'Ironic' isn't ironic." false. "and when the plane crashed down, he thought, 'isn't this nice?'" is sarcasm.

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"I want to keep banging my girlfriend but i have to pee so bad." FALSE. While engaged in sexual activity, the male loses the sensation of needing to urinate.

"Team is plural" false: it is singular collective

False today a white man jumped 24 miles and landed on his feet

False today a white man jumped 24 miles and landed on his feet

"Winners never cheat and cheaters never win" false: Cheaters almost always win

"I recognize my waitress from the front page of /r/gonewild." FALSE. People who post on /r/gonewild hide their faces.

Kids love cuties, cause cuties are made for kids. False. Adults also love cuties, cause cuties are fucking delicious.

Kids love cuties, cause cuties are made for kids. False. Adults also love cuties, cause cuties are fucking delicious.

You converted 10 people? FALSE. Only holy spirit bring people the gift of faith. We are merely His instruments tasked with helping people to be open to it.

You converted 10 people? FALSE. Only holy spirit bring people the gift of faith. We are merely His instruments tasked with helping people to be open to it.

"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger" false. If i cut off your arms, you would be significantly weaker.

"Life is short" false: life is the longest thing anyone will ever experience

12/12/12 is a once in a lifetime date false. 2.2% of the population born today will live 100 years to experience 12/12/12 again

12/12/12 is a once in a lifetime date false. 2.2% of the population born today will live 100 years to experience 12/12/12 again
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