Refuses to shake your hand Because he just masturbated

Refuses to shake your hand Because he just masturbated  - Refuses to shake your hand Because he just masturbated   Good Guy Foul Bachelor Frog

Notices you just cleaned the toilet Pisses in the bathtub

Notices you just cleaned the toilet Pisses in the bathtub

Refuses to shake your hand Because he just masturbated

Refuses to shake your hand Because he just masturbated

Sees shit stain in your toilet Blasts it away with piss

Sees shit stain in your toilet Blasts it away with piss

takes the most foul smelling shit in the history of shits courtesy flushes

takes the most foul smelling shit in the history of shits courtesy flushes

Sees poop in a public toilet Piss it of the edges before flushing

Sees poop in a public toilet Piss it of the edges before flushing

worried you gave him herpes already has herpes

worried you gave him herpes  already has herpes

save water Pisses in the sink

save water Pisses in the sink

Cleans shit stain in toilet bowl By aiming piss stream at it

Cleans shit stain in toilet bowl By aiming piss stream at it

Sees residue on toilet, cleans it by peeing extra hard

Sees residue on toilet, cleans it  by peeing extra hard

Sees too late you only have enough toilet paper for one good wipe Saves it for you

Sees too late you only have enough toilet paper for one good wipe Saves it for you

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