Can't think of anything to write about? Why not Zoidburg? Heh heh heh... What the hell is that moron talking about? "The Useful Spick: A New Look at the Immigration Issue."

Can't think of anything to write about?  Why not Zoidburg?  Heh heh heh... What the hell is that moron talking about?

I wonder what he's typing. I hope it's not about me. Mmm... what's a good title for my book? "Charlie Brown: The Gaywad Faggot"

I wonder what he's typing. I hope it's not about me. Mmm... what's a good title for my book?

Here comes the cock boat. Me first, it's my birthday. He thought they said "cake boat". SET SAIL FOR DICK.

Here comes the cock boat. Me first, it's my birthday. He thought they said

You have an appointment with the vet today. We're getting your balls cut off. Fuck this shit... "Dear PETA, I desperately need your help..."

You have an appointment with the vet today. We're getting your balls cut off. Fuck this shit...

Snoopy, do you want to borrow my laptop? You look like a fucking hipster using that typewriter. No, I'm good. "Snoopy: My Life as a Fucking Hipster"

Snoopy, do you want to borrow my laptop? You look like a fucking hipster using that typewriter. No, I'm good.

It's called Garfield minus Garfield.. it makes Arbuckle look crazy and insignificant, no one’ listens or reacts to him.. . . . I am going to murder him and sell his skeleton to Michel Jackson

It's called Garfield minus Garfield.. it makes Arbuckle look crazy and insignificant, no one’ listens or reacts to him.. . . .   I am going to murder him and sell his skeleton to Michel Jackson

I'm finally gonna do it... I'm gonna ask out the little red haired girl. Gee, I don't have the heart to tell him the truth, I'll write him a letter. "Charlie, the little red haired girl is actually named Bad Luck Brian."

I'm finally gonna do it... I'm gonna ask out the little red haired  girl. Gee, I don't have the heart to tell him the truth, I'll write him a letter.

I'm a vegan now, so no meat for you. From now on you're only eating fruits and vegetables. Fuck this shit, he's on my list People I'm going to kill and eat: 1. Charlie Brown

I'm a vegan now, so no meat for you. From now on you're only eating fruits and vegetables. Fuck this shit, he's on my list People I'm going to kill and eat:     1. Charlie Brown

Hey there my boy fol kumisser dune aye poop hammer time oh oh oh oh

Hey there my boy fol kumisser dune aye poop hammer time oh oh oh oh

Dumb fucking dog.. Dogs can't type! Arf, woof!

Dumb fucking dog.. Dogs can't type! Arf, woof!

Try a different sub Do you understand what memes are? . . . Yeah, I'm pretty sure...I'm done with this shithole.

Try a different sub

 Do you understand what memes are?

 . . . Yeah, I'm pretty sure...I'm done with this shithole.

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