Everybody calm the fuck down! I got this!

Everybody calm the fuck down! I got this!  - Everybody calm the fuck down! I got this!   Glinda the good witch

You have no power here Be gone before somebody drops a house on you, too.

You have no power here Be gone before somebody drops a house on you, too.

Says only bad witches are ugly Asks dorthy if shes a bad witch

Says only bad witches are 
ugly Asks dorthy if shes a bad witch

You know my dear,karma's only a bitch if you are

You know my dear,karma's only a bitch if you are

Everybody calm the fuck down! I got this!

Everybody calm the fuck down! I got this!

Everyone chill the hell out i got this

Everyone chill the hell out i got this

Why doesn't Glinda keep the ruby slippers herself? Because she wants to see a teenager go on a roadtrip with pedophiles and get assaulted by monkeys!

Why doesn't Glinda keep the ruby slippers herself? Because she wants to see a teenager
go on a roadtrip with pedophiles
and get assaulted by monkeys!

Everyone chill out! I've got this!

Everyone chill out! I've got this!

Happy Birthday Month Linda

Happy Birthday Month Linda

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