takes all your crap and makes you feel better

takes all your crap and makes you feel better - takes all your crap and makes you feel better  Good Guy Toilet

At friends house flushes completely the first time

At friends house flushes completely the first time

Takes all your shit still there for you when you need him

Takes all your shit still there for you when you need him

Takes shit from assholes 24/7 without complaining

Takes shit from assholes 24/7 without complaining

Takes your shit all day Stays around for hugs when you're drunk

Takes your shit all day Stays around for hugs when you're drunk

mom says corn if corn is in my poop thank the poop fairy

mom says corn if corn is in my poop thank the poop fairy

Gets so much ass doesn't brag about it

Gets so much ass doesn't brag about it

Takes shit everyday Doesn't nag about it

Takes shit everyday Doesn't nag about it

1. disposes your puke. 3. Stays cool to the touch 2. Conveniently close to the ground 4.Doesn't have a permanent marker.

1. disposes your puke. 3. Stays cool to the touch  2. Conveniently close to the ground 4.Doesn't have a permanent marker.

I don't always clog up and overflow... ...but when I do, it'll be at the time you are at someone else's house and have taken the biggest, nastiest, stinkiest shit of your whole life and there's no plunger in the whole fucking house, let alone in the bathr

I don't always clog up and overflow... ...but when I do, it'll be at the time you are at someone else's house and have taken the biggest, nastiest, stinkiest shit of your whole life and there's no plunger in the whole fucking house, let alone in the bathr

Flushes with enough force to clean poop stains Doesn't Splash ass

Flushes with enough force to clean poop stains Doesn't Splash ass

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