Girl tells me she doesn't want to go out on a second date Invites me over to her place instead

Girl tells me she doesn't want to go out on a second date Invites me over to her place instead - Girl tells me she doesn't want to go out on a second date Invites me over to her place instead  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

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Make low offer on house, too nervous to answer agents calls They think I'm playing hard ball and accept

Make low offer on house, too nervous to answer agents calls They think I'm playing hard ball and accept

Girl leans forward to show off lip piercing Has new girlfriend Kisses her

Girl leans forward to show off lip piercing Has new girlfriend Kisses her

Accidently texts "Want to bang" instead of "hang" to hot chick She says sure

Accidently texts

"You're like a brother to me" "Except I'd fuck you"

"I wouldn't hook up with you if you were the last man on Earth." "If I were the last man on Earth, you wouldn't even be allowed in line."

someone started a rumour about me for having a large penis

someone started a rumour about me for having a large penis

Goes to the gym during the super bowl strongest person at the gym

Goes to the gym during the super bowl strongest person at the gym

Went to wrong job interview Got hired anyway

Went to wrong job interview Got hired anyway

Told girl within 15secs of kissing her that I had a condom it got used

Told girl within 15secs of kissing her that I had a condom it got used

accidentally liked something an old crush posted on facebook start talking again and first date is on friday

accidentally liked something an old crush posted on facebook start talking again and first date is on friday

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