Got some chapped lips and too-far-cut finger nails? Let's have some salty snacks

Got some chapped lips and too-far-cut finger nails? Let's have some salty snacks - Got some chapped lips and too-far-cut finger nails? Let's have some salty snacks  Misc

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Oh, today most of your class is quiet Let me sing you the song of my people

Oh, today most of your class is quiet Let me sing you the song of my people

You have a super important midterm today? here have some diarrhea.

You have a super important midterm today? here have some diarrhea.

Oh you're taking a midterm and it's dead silent? Let me sing you the song of my people

Oh you're taking a midterm and it's dead silent? Let me sing you the song of my people

don't eat after 9pm, feel like shit next morning eat after 9pm, still feel like shit next morning

don't eat after 9pm, feel like shit next morning eat after 9pm, still feel like shit next morning

"You didn't have enough time to eat a well balanced breakfast and you're taking the SAT?" "let me remind you by growling in a quiet room full of people for 3 hours"

Middle of exam, dead quiet with 60+ students Stomach will now demonstrate the mating call of the humpback whale

Middle of exam, dead quiet with 60+ students Stomach will now demonstrate the mating call of the humpback whale

Spend 2 hours running errands in town. Get hungry 45 minutes after leaving to go home.

Spend 2 hours running errands in town. Get hungry 45 minutes after leaving to go home.

Got some chapped lips and too-far-cut finger nails? Let's have some salty snacks

Got some chapped lips and too-far-cut finger nails? Let's have some salty snacks

Don't wanna fart in the middle of class? That's ok, I'll just make your asshole feel like it'll explode.

Don't wanna fart in the middle of class? That's ok, I'll just make your asshole feel like it'll explode.

Romantic moment? Let me sing you the song of my people

Romantic moment? Let me sing you the song of my people

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