I just met you and this is crazy but there is no god and you're going to die one day

I just met you and this is crazy but there is no god and you're going to die one day - I just met you and this is crazy but there is no god and you're going to die one day  April fools Jesus

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How about we fake my death and I pretend to come back to life as the Messiah. That will freak everyone out! lol Jesus you're such a troll.

How about we fake my death and I pretend to come back to life as the Messiah. That will freak everyone out! lol Jesus you're such a troll.

I just met you and this is crazy but there is no god and you're going to die one day

I just met you and this is crazy but there is no god and you're going to die one day

Hey guys, remember that time i got a splinter in my hand and passed out for like 3 hours? What was that Jesus? You were nailed to a cross and resurrected 3 days later?

Hey guys, remember that time i got a splinter in my hand and passed out for like 3 hours? What was that Jesus? You were nailed to a cross and resurrected 3 days later?

Can I get a what what! wait... what?

Can I get a what what! wait... what?

Jesus Saves! The rest of you take full damage.

Jesus Saves! The rest of you take full damage.

Hey guys, remeber that time when i got a splinter in my hand and passed out for like 3 hours? What was that Jesus? You were nailed to a cross and resurrected 3 days later?

Hey guys, remeber that time when i got a splinter in my hand and passed out for like 3 hours? What was that Jesus? You were nailed to a cross and resurrected 3 days later?

So, about these politicians lying, cheating, and stealing while claiming my endorsement... Let's just say they better hope rob bell is right

So, about these politicians lying, cheating, and stealing while claiming my endorsement... Let's just say they better hope rob bell is right

And then Jesus said; "Lord, give me the strength to put up with all this faggotry."

And then Jesus said;

I was all like, 'Bitch who do you think I am? The Son of God?' Haha, but be careful with that line guys. Someone might get pissed and crucify me

I was all like, 'Bitch who do you think I am?  The Son of God?' Haha, but be careful with that line guys. Someone might get pissed and crucify me
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