All my friends are getting engaged AND I'M JUST SITTING HERE masturbating

All my friends are getting engaged AND I'M JUST SITTING HERE masturbating - All my friends are getting engaged AND I'M JUST SITTING HERE masturbating  And im just sitting here

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Enemy champion 2 metres away AND I'M JUST SITTING HERE masturbating

Enemy champion 2 metres away AND I'M JUST SITTING HERE masturbating

everyone else is having their babies and i'm just sitting here farting

everyone else is having their babies and i'm just sitting here farting

everyone else is running calls AND I'M JUST SITTING HERE masturbating

everyone else is running calls AND I'M JUST SITTING HERE masturbating

my long distance girlfriend is out at a party AND I'M JUST SITTING HERE masturbating

my long distance girlfriend is out at a party AND I'M JUST SITTING HERE masturbating

Australia should be handling this now but is drunk AND I'M JUST SITTING HERE masturbating

Australia should be handling this now but is drunk AND I'M JUST SITTING HERE masturbating

everyones studying for finals AND I'M JUST SITTING HERE procrastinating

everyones studying for finals AND I'M JUST SITTING HERE procrastinating

All my textbooks are sprawled across my desk AND I'M JUST SITTING HERE masturbating

All my textbooks are sprawled across my desk AND I'M JUST SITTING HERE masturbating

other people are out making a difference AND i'm just sitting here legislating

other people are out making a difference AND i'm just sitting here legislating

everyone's talking about the election AND I'M JUST SITTING HERE masturbating

everyone's talking about the election AND I'M JUST SITTING HERE masturbating

eVERYONE'S READY TO ORDER DESSERT AND I'M JUST SITTING HERE masticating

eVERYONE'S READY TO ORDER DESSERT AND I'M JUST SITTING HERE masticating
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