Finally made it to the front of the line on Black Friday? I have diarrhea.

Finally made it to the front of the line on Black Friday? I have diarrhea. - Finally made it to the front of the line on Black Friday? I have diarrhea.  Scumbag Intestines

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I SEE YOU'RE RUNNING LATE TO WORK I BET THE DIRTIEST POOP EVER WOULD HELP

I SEE YOU'RE RUNNING LATE TO WORK I BET THE DIRTIEST POOP EVER WOULD HELP

Running late for work? I have to poop

Running late for work? I have to poop

you're done wiping? here's some more

you're done wiping? here's some more

You're in a job interview? Let me play you the song of my people

You're in a job interview? Let me play you the song of my people

Sitting next to a Cute girl in Class? Let me sing you the song of my people

Sitting next to a Cute girl in Class? Let me sing you the song of my people

Hey that was a really nice shower we just had. Now it's poopin' time.

Hey that was a really nice shower we just had. Now it's poopin' time.

you already took a shower? perfect moment to poop

you already took a shower? perfect moment to poop

Cute girl has her head in your lap? Let me sing you the song of my people

Cute girl has her head in your lap? Let me sing you the song of my people

you're in a completely silent room with 50 people? better make sure that fart is ready

you're in a completely silent room with 50 people? better make sure that fart is ready

Oh, your boyfriend is about to go down on you? It's fartin' time

Oh, your boyfriend is about to go down on you? It's fartin' time

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