Makes you take out the trash,the dog,do the dishes,cook for the family,vacuum the whole house because she wants to go to bed early

Makes you take out the trash,the dog,do the dishes,cook for the family,vacuum the whole house because she wants to go to bed early - Makes you take out the trash,the dog,do the dishes,cook for the family,vacuum the whole house because she wants to go to bed early  Scumbag sheltering suburban mom

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circles parking lot looking for closest spot at gym

circles parking lot looking for closest spot at gym

Be careful what your religious history teacher tells you he's evil and doesn't know what he's talking about as well as I do

Be careful what your religious history teacher tells you he's evil and doesn't know what he's talking about as well as I do

Tells you to stay away from porn is porn writer

Tells you to stay away from porn is porn writer

(This woman has always been paranoid of people who are overtly religious) "I worry about what's going to happen to you. I should have taken you to church more."

(This woman has always been paranoid of people who are overtly religious)

Israelis are god's chosen people not supporting them is denying god the father

Israelis are god's chosen people not supporting them is denying god the father

"I didn't raise you to sit in front of a screen all day" Falls asleep on the couch watching the television all night...

"these muslims have no right to attack innocents" Votes against gay marriage

"Don't smoke pot, its bad for your lungs" Smokes a pack and a half of cigarettes a day

Doesn't understand the jokes and memes on the internet dismisses them as immature and slap-happy

Doesn't understand the jokes and memes on the internet dismisses them as immature and slap-happy

Yes, I used coke but it was the 80's and they didn't know how bad it was for you. Now take your anti-depressants.

Yes, I used coke but it was the 80's and they didn't know how bad it was for you. Now take your anti-depressants.
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