I don't always go outside But when I do, I want to come back in within 5 minutes

I don't always go outside But when I do, I want to come back in within 5 minutes - I don't always go outside But when I do, I want to come back in within 5 minutes  Misc

I don't always jump on your lap but when i do, I step on your balls

I don't always jump on your lap but when i do, I step on your balls

I dont always pee on the floor but when i do, its in a difficult place to clean

I dont always pee on the floor but when i do, its in a difficult place to clean

Weimaraner... It's German for "I shit karma"

Weimaraner... It's German for

I don't always fart, but when I do... It Terrifies me

I don't always fart, but when I do... It Terrifies me

I don't always lick my balls... but when i do, I might as well get my asshole too

I don't always lick my balls... but when i do, I might as well get my asshole too

I dont always have mud on my paws but when I do, I make sure to step on everything

I dont always have mud on my paws but when I do, I make sure to step on everything

I don't always get jealous of babies but when i do i sit in their swing

I don't always get jealous of babies but when i do i sit in their swing

i dont always take a shit on your most expensive carpet but when I do, i make sure its in liquid form

i dont always take a shit on your most expensive carpet but when I do, i make sure its in liquid form

i dont always bark but when i do you are trying to sleep

i dont always bark but when i do you are trying to sleep

I don't always get excited to see my person but when I do, it's because I haven't seen him in 10 seconds

I don't always get excited to see my person but when I do, it's because I haven't seen him in 10 seconds

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