I wonder where you'd get points off first Your thesis or your body

I wonder where you'd get points off first  Your thesis or your body - I wonder where you'd get points off first  Your thesis or your body  Academy Bane

When you've gotten completely smashed, knocked up a girl you just met at a party, totaled your car, spent every dollar you have, and gotten a retarded tattoo, You will still not have my permission to say "YOLO"

When you've gotten completely smashed, knocked up a girl you just met at a party, totaled your car, spent every dollar you have, and gotten a retarded tattoo,   You will still not have my permission to say

When your tray tables are in the upright and locked position Your have my permission to fly

When your tray tables are in the upright and locked position Your have my permission to fly

Once you wash your hands You have my permission to dine

Once you wash your hands You have my permission to dine

You merely adopted the heat I was born in it, melted by it.

You merely adopted the heat  I was born in it, melted by it.

You merely adopted the friendzone. I was born in it, molded by it, i did not have a boyfriend until I was already a man.

You merely adopted the friendzone. I was born in it, molded by it, i did not have a boyfriend until I was already a man.

When Ash releases Butterfree You have my permission to cry

When Ash releases Butterfree You have my permission to cry

When you work for minimum wage You have my permission to fry

When you work for minimum wage You have my permission to fry

There can be no true despair without hope

There can be no true despair without hope

Strawberries ...Are packed with fiber

Strawberries ...Are packed with fiber

You merely adopted the internet. I was born in it, molded by ooh is that a kitty?

You merely adopted the internet. I was born in it, molded by ooh is that a kitty?

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