When you're wearing sweatpants, three shirts, two jackets, and no longer feel warm then you have my permission to turn on the heater

When you're wearing sweatpants, three shirts, two jackets, and no longer feel warm then you have my permission to turn on the heater - When you're wearing sweatpants, three shirts, two jackets, and no longer feel warm then you have my permission to turn on the heater  Bad Jokes Bane

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You fight like a younger man Admirable, but mistaken.

You fight like a younger man Admirable, but mistaken.

You merely adopted that post I was born with it, upvoted it, it didn't see the light of other social networking until I was already a man

You merely adopted that post I was born with it, upvoted it, it didn't see the light of other social networking until I was already a man

You merely adopted the heat, I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see snow until I was a man and by then it was no more than 30 degrees outside.

You merely adopted the heat, I was born in it, molded by it.  I didn't see snow until I was a man and by then it was no more than 30 degrees outside.

Nobody cared about me until i put on the junior dev flair

Nobody cared about me until i put on the junior dev flair

Texting 'Stop' You think this has power over me?

Texting 'Stop' You think this has power over me?

When you have the diameter and the circumference You have my permission to calcuate Pi

When you have the diameter and the circumference  You have my permission to calcuate Pi

You dumped me And this gives you power over me?

You dumped me And this gives you power over me?

Oh, you think you and your friends are twins? You merely adopted the teamwork. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn’t know individuality until I was already a man. By then, it was nothing to me but boring!

Oh, you think you and your friends are twins? You merely adopted the teamwork. I was born in it, molded by it.  I didn’t know individuality until I was already a man. By then, it was nothing to me but boring!

You merely adopted the Hurricane I was born in it, molded by it

You merely adopted the Hurricane I was born in it, molded by it

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