"You don't have to buy me a Christmas present" "ok"

"You don't have to buy me a Christmas present" "ok"

"I'll love you forever" "sweet I'm set for life"

"You're the only guy I'm sleeping with" "Cool"

"Really. I'm fine." "oh good. I thought you'd still be mad."

"I swear, he's just a friend" "ok"

"Don't worry, I'm on the pill." "ok"

"Which one of my friends is hotter, Sarah or Stacy?" Oh, Sarah for sure

my ex was in town so we got some coffee, hope that's alright of course it is

my ex was in town so we got some coffee, hope that's alright of course it is

"Seriously, size doesn't matter." "ok"

"YOU DONT HAVE TO GET ME ANYTHING FOR MY BIRTHDAY" "YOURE THE BEST GF EVER"

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