You get our only complimentary 1st class upgrade How grand it must be... to be the chosen one.

You get our only complimentary 1st class upgrade How grand it must be... to be the chosen one. - You get our only complimentary 1st class upgrade How grand it must be... to be the chosen one.  Air Snape

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Welcome to Flight Three hundred and ninety four

Welcome to Flight Three hundred and ninety four

For those select few who possess . . . the predisposition . . . air sickness bags will be provided

For those select few who possess . . . the predisposition . . . air sickness bags will be provided

Is your flight delayed? Always

Is your flight delayed? Always

You ask where i was when the Dark Lord fell? I was right where he ordered me, at the airline

You ask where i was when the Dark Lord fell? I was right where he ordered me, at the airline

There shall be no foolish wand waving or silly incantations in first class

There shall be no foolish wand waving or silly incantations in first class

It's time for a security check Bombinem revealo!

It's time for a security check Bombinem revealo!

Leave no baggage unattended People might think you're.......... up to something

Leave no baggage unattended People might think you're.......... up to something

Metal detector went off. TURN. OUT. YOUR. POCKETS.

Metal detector went off. TURN. OUT. YOUR. POCKETS.

You get our only complimentary 1st class upgrade How grand it must be... to be the chosen one.

You get our only complimentary 1st class upgrade How grand it must be... to be the chosen one.

Shampoo. 3 ounces of this and You-Know-Who himself Won't be getting on this plane.

Shampoo. 3 ounces of this and You-Know-Who himself Won't be getting on this plane.

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