Says, "Don't worry about buying each other gifts for the holiday season." Places a ton of gifts under the tree Dec. 24 at 11PM...

Says,

Purposely gets pregnant a month before the wedding. Won't work because she's pregnant. You come home to wash last night's supper dishes so you can make supper for tonight. Doesn't understand why you're already over the Honeymoon Phase.

Purposely gets pregnant a month before the wedding.  Won't work because she's pregnant.  You come home to wash last night's supper dishes so you can make supper for tonight. 
Doesn't understand why you're already over the Honeymoon Phase.

asks you to remind her to take her anti-depressants gets angry at you when you remind her to take her anti-depressants

asks you to remind her to take her anti-depressants gets angry at you when you remind her to take her anti-depressants

Says, "Don't worry about buying each other gifts for the holiday season." Places a ton of gifts under the tree Dec. 24 at 11PM...

Says,

Gets pregnant Eats for 4

Gets pregnant Eats for 4

Fan of Blue Moon Says your homebrew tastes like shit.

Fan of Blue Moon Says your homebrew tastes like shit.

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