All my roommates are dating someone and i'm just sitting here masturbating

All my roommates are dating someone and i'm just sitting here masturbating - All my roommates are dating someone and i'm just sitting here masturbating  masterbating spider man

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Everyone is telling me to fuck my best friend and i'm just sitting here masturbating... to my best friend

Everyone is telling me to fuck my best friend and i'm just sitting here masturbating... to my best friend

Everyone is paying attention to the teacher and i'm just sitting here playing pokemon

Everyone is paying attention to the teacher and i'm just sitting here playing pokemon

Everyone is fixing things and i'm just sitting here escalating

Everyone is fixing things and i'm just sitting here escalating

All of the other contractors are gone... and I'm just sitting here terminating.

All of the other contractors are gone... and I'm just sitting here terminating.

Everyone is working away and i'm just sitting here masturbating

Everyone is working away and i'm just sitting here masturbating

Everyone is here typing and i'm just sitting here mastercating

Everyone is here typing and i'm just sitting here mastercating

Tonight the world ends and i'm just sitting here masturbating

Tonight the world ends and i'm just sitting here masturbating

Everyone is at school doing Finals and i'm just sitting here Masterbating

Everyone is at school doing Finals and i'm just sitting here Masterbating

Everyone is at prom and i'm just sitting here on reddit

Everyone is at prom and i'm just sitting here on reddit

It's the end of the world and i'm just sitting here masturbating

It's the end of the world and i'm just sitting here masturbating
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