When I was born i had two choices. to have a perfect memory or have a huge dick. unfortunate for you, I can't remember which one i picked.

When I was born i had two choices. to have a perfect memory or have a huge dick. unfortunate for you, I  can't remember which one i picked. - When I was born i had two choices. to have a perfect memory or have a huge dick. unfortunate for you, I  can't remember which one i picked.  Nerdy Pickup Line

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When I was born i had two choices. to have a perfect memory or have a huge dick. unfortunate for you, I can't remember which one i picked.

When I was born i had two choices. to have a perfect memory or have a huge dick. unfortunate for you, I  can't remember which one i picked.

Is that a chaos confetti in your back pocket? because I'm gonna tear that ass up

Is that a chaos confetti in your back pocket? because I'm gonna tear that ass up

Virgin? I'm mint in box, baby.

Virgin? I'm mint in box, baby.

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