What did the farmer said when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

What did the farmer said when he lost his tractor?

What do you call a turtle without its shell? A dead turtle

What do you call a turtle without its shell? A dead turtle

Why did the paramedic cross the road? Because there was a dead kid in the middle

Why did the paramedic cross the road? Because there was a dead kid in the middle

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car"

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car?

Daddy, where do babies come from? Vaginas

Daddy, where do babies come from? Vaginas

Do you know what those people on 9/11 went through? A building

Do you know what those people on 9/11 went through? A building

This little piggy went to market this little piggy was run over by a train

This little piggy went to market this little piggy was run over by a train

What's one thing you will never hear a blind person say? Guess who ive seen today

What's one thing you will never hear a blind person say? Guess who ive seen today

Who told the Gorilla that he couldn't go to the ballet? Just the people who are in charge of that decision.

Who told the Gorilla that he couldn't go to the ballet? Just the people who are in charge of that decision.

What did the farmer said when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

What did the farmer said when he lost his tractor?

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop Dog? DR. Dre

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop Dog? DR. Dre

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