Wants to cuddle naked gets annoyed when you start poking her from the back

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Says she doesnt want desert eats three-quarters of yours

Says she doesnt want desert eats three-quarters of yours

Says anybody that smokes weed is an idiot listens to songs about getting high by artist that smokes weed

Says anybody that smokes weed is an idiot listens to songs about getting high by artist that smokes weed

Ignores you for an hour "i might as well leave since you don't want to talk"

Ignores you for an hour

Demands you get off the computer to snuggle Plays on iPhone in the bed.

Demands you get off the computer to snuggle Plays on iPhone in the bed.

Asks to check the time on your phone reads text messages

Asks to check the time on your phone reads text messages

"I always pick, it's your turn!" doesn't like your ideas

Complains about being tired all the time Stays up till 2am on twitter/facebook

Complains about being tired all the time Stays up till 2am on twitter/facebook

Always opening her big mouth Never for my penis

Always opening her big mouth Never for my penis

"I wish you'd stop drinking so much, it's ruining our relationship" "So since you're not drinking, can you take me to the bar?"

"I miss you sooooooooo much" Never texts you back

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