I told her there wasnt a thing i would change about her she said she would change her relationship status

I told her there wasnt a thing i would change about her she said she would change her relationship status - I told her there wasnt a thing i would change about her she said she would change her relationship status  Misc

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I proposed with an 18 karat gold diamond ring She declined because I didn't forge it myself

I proposed with an 18 karat gold diamond ring She declined because I didn't forge it myself

i got her a dozen roses she told me to get the rubbing alcohol

i got her a dozen roses she told me to get the rubbing alcohol

I bought her a puppy for for her birthday She set if free so it wouldn't develop stockholm syndrome.

I bought her a puppy for for her birthday She set if free so it wouldn't develop stockholm syndrome.

i asked to see her boobs She said she only wants to show them to zach braff

i asked to see her boobs She said she only wants to show them to zach braff

I made her a copper rose Oh, a copper rose, how original.

I made her a copper rose Oh, a copper rose, how original.

I asked her if she wanted to have sex She asked me "what's the secret password"

I asked her if she wanted to have sex She asked me

I was horniao She said well pleasure yourself :/

I was horniao She said well pleasure yourself :/

get a girlfriend they said have a fun time they said

get a girlfriend they said have a fun time they said

I asked, "Skype call?" She answered, "I see the mess through the louvers."

I asked,

Asked to compare hand sizes "If you're really going to try that, it's too small to hold"

Asked to compare hand sizes
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