Boyfriend cooks dinner "you must be happy to have a day off"

Boyfriend cooks dinner

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Tries to Karma whore Accuses girlfriend of plagiarism when it backfires

Tries to Karma whore Accuses girlfriend of plagiarism when it backfires

Boyfriend cooks dinner "you must be happy to have a day off"

Boyfriend cooks dinner

HAS FRIDGE FULL OF PERONI DRINKS ALL MY CIDER

HAS FRIDGE FULL OF PERONI DRINKS ALL MY CIDER

Hey babe, wanna go out to dinner? I need some gas money

Hey babe, wanna go out to dinner? I need some gas money

Let's go for a romantic, late night drive So i can dump your body somewhere quiet

Let's go for a romantic, late night drive So i can dump your body somewhere quiet

is "too tired" to talk to girlfriend at 11 PM stays up til 2am on reddit

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is "too busy" to hang out with girlfriend too busy playing video games

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I got us tickets to a broadway show you owe me $200

I got us tickets to a broadway show you owe me $200

"my girlfriend never tells me what's wrong, she always sais "I'm fine"" "my girlfriend is awlays complaining"

Walks you home after school "Don't walk that close to me, people might think we're a couple"

Walks you home after school

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