Your mom only adds family on Facebook? Im basically family

Your mom only adds family on Facebook? Im basically family - Your mom only adds family on Facebook? Im basically family  OverlyAttachedGirlfriend

If you Turn gay I will get a sex change so I can be with you

If you Turn gay I will get a sex change so I can be with you

If you want a drama free relationship keep other people out of it

If you want a drama free relationship keep other people out of it

I should eat part of your finger Then you would always be with me

I should eat part of your finger Then you would always be with me

The only thing you have to get me for Valentines Is pregnant

The only thing you have to get me for Valentines Is pregnant

your battery died? prove it.

your battery died? prove it.

We should die together like in "The notebook" Let's do it now

We should die together
like in

I can't imagine my life without you Believe me, I've tried

I can't imagine my life without you Believe me, I've tried

I broke your glasses today I'm the only one who can sit on your face

I broke your glasses today I'm the only one who can sit on your face

If you break up with me I'll jump out of the car He breaks up with her, she opens the door and jumps out

If you break up with me I'll jump out of the car He breaks up with her, she opens the door and jumps out

I'm going to superglue our hands together So you always have to hold my hand

I'm going to superglue our hands together So you always have to hold my hand

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