"Shit--Forgot my phone" Why would you need it? I'm right here

"Shit--Forgot my phone" Why would you need it? I'm right here

i Went on google earth today whose car was that in your driveway june 6th 2008?

i Went on google earth today whose car was that in your driveway june 6th 2008?

I want you so deep inside me that you can't get out

I want you so deep inside me that you can't get out

"You don't have any milk do you?" I could have some in 9 months

I don't want you working out It means you want other girls to notice you

I don't want you working out It means you want other girls to notice you

I do this so you know i will be a great wife and you will marry me

I do this so you know i will be a great wife and you will marry me

I've been meaning to ask you, When did you change your voicemail password?

I've been meaning to ask you, When did you change your voicemail password?

I don't wash after we have sex So I can smell like you on the inside

I don't wash after we have sex So I can smell like you on the inside

I call it a long distance relationship You call it a restraining order

I call it a long distance relationship You call it a restraining order

I will instruct you and teach you in the way you should go I will counsel you and watch over you.

I will instruct you and teach you in the way you should go I will counsel you and watch over you.

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