Forgets a good dream as soon as you wake up remembers nightmares forever

Forgets a good dream as soon as you wake up remembers nightmares forever - Forgets a good dream as soon as you wake up remembers nightmares forever  ScumbagBrain

149,363 shares

well-off, middle class; white male; above average intelligence; unbroken, loving family depression

well-off, middle class; white male; above average intelligence; unbroken, loving family depression

Girl Says "dont stop" during sex FINISH IMMEDIATELY

Girl Says

That girl that has been texting you non-stop for 2 weeks hasn't txtd back in an hour? She is ignoring you and has moved on forever

That girl that has been texting you non-stop for 2 weeks hasn't txtd back in an hour? She is ignoring you and has moved on forever

Remember that girl you just met and only spoke to for a minute? I love her

Remember that girl you just met and only spoke to for a minute? I love her

Forgets a good dream as soon as you wake up remembers nightmares forever

Forgets a good dream as soon as you wake up remembers nightmares forever

Oh look you're home Immediate urge to pee so bad you can't get the key in the lock

Oh look you're home  Immediate urge to pee so bad you can't get the key in the lock

Got really drunk last night and went to bed at 5 AM Lets wake up at 8 am

Got really drunk last night and went to bed at 5 AM Lets wake up at 8 am

Why yes 3 AM is the perfect time to worry about your relationship problems

Why yes 3 AM is the perfect time to worry about your relationship problems

Too tired for sex at home rock hard at my desk all morning

Too tired for sex at home rock hard at my desk all morning

Now that you're all warm and cozy in your bed I just remembered we need to piss... like really bad

Now that you're all warm and cozy in your bed I just remembered we need to piss... like really bad
Like us for More!

Laugh more daily

Like us on Facebook?