Oh, you're already having relationship problems? Here, I'll send your reply four hours late. That should smooth things over.

Oh, you're already having relationship problems? Here, I'll send your reply four hours late. That should smooth things over. - Oh, you're already having relationship problems? Here, I'll send your reply four hours late. That should smooth things over.  Scumbag Cell Phone

Battery is low Uses a shitload of energy to tell you

Battery is low Uses a shitload of energy 
to tell you

RUNNING LOW ON POWER ATTEMPTS TO Kill itself notifying you every 5 minutes

RUNNING LOW ON POWER ATTEMPTS TO Kill itself notifying you every 5 minutes

THIS IS THE ONLY RING LEBRON WILL EVER GET

THIS IS THE ONLY RING LEBRON WILL EVER GET

Try to text indiscretely "PLEASE SAY A COMMAND"

Try to text indiscretely

Hi David Moyes here, I'm interested in signing..... ..hello...hello??

Hi David Moyes here, I'm interested in signing..... ..hello...hello??

You want to stream music? How does 30 seconds of buffering followed by 5 seconds of music sound?

You want to stream music? How does 30 seconds of buffering followed by 5 seconds of music sound?

You're in class right now? Let me play you the song of my people

You're in class right now? Let me play you the song of my people

Stays on when dropped Turns off during important phone call

Stays on when dropped Turns off during important phone call

Oh, you're already having relationship problems? Here, I'll send your reply four hours late. That should smooth things over.

Oh, you're already having relationship problems? Here, I'll send your reply four hours late. That should smooth things over.

7 new text messages 4 juicy tweets and 3 juicy texts

7 new text messages 4 juicy tweets and 3 juicy texts

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