better wear normal clothes just in case i got the day wrong

better wear normal clothes just in case i got the day wrong - better wear normal clothes just in case i got the day wrong  ParanoidParrot

laptop is on zero volume better mute it just in case

laptop is on zero volume better mute it just in case

he knows he knows i've been fantasizing this whole semester

he knows he knows i've been fantasizing this whole semester

I know too much I'm a dead man

I know too much I'm a dead man

Frozen salmon says "product of france" Probably Horse

Frozen salmon says

Sees car coming down the street you are about to cross act like you aren't going to cross and then wait for him to go by before crossing

Sees car coming down the street you are about to cross act like you aren't going to cross and then wait for him to go by before crossing

one downvote in first five minutes quickly deletes post

one downvote in first five minutes quickly deletes post

Boyfriend doesn't text back wants to break up

Boyfriend doesn't text back wants to break up

I finished before everyone else I must have missed a question

I finished before everyone else I must have missed a question

Terms of use? better read that shit

Terms of use? better read that shit

Someone walking behind me in store Turn quickly down aisle, sprint, turn again, wait to see I'm being followed.

Someone walking behind me in store Turn quickly down aisle, sprint, turn again, wait to see I'm being followed.

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