Claims to be a loving god Must constantly fear him

Claims to be a loving god Must constantly fear him - Claims to be a loving god Must constantly fear him  Scumbag God

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CREATES HEAVEN Won't let you in unless you become friends with his son

CREATES HEAVEN Won't let you in unless you become friends with his son

Makes man sovereign over all animals Forgets to tell lions

Makes man sovereign over all animals Forgets to tell lions

Creates you in his image sends you to hell for being the way he created you

Creates you in his image sends you to hell for being the way he created you

Rome was a great empire and then it became a christian nation...

Rome was a great empire and then it became a christian nation...

NEW RELEASE: EARTH Launch only includes one gender, a single garden to run around... and I think the fruit is bugged

NEW RELEASE: EARTH Launch only includes one gender, a single garden to run around... and I think the fruit is bugged

Promises a resurrection of the dead ZOMBIES

Promises a resurrection of the dead ZOMBIES

Has an entire political party dedicated to advancing his wishes Sends a hurricane to their meeting

Has an entire political party dedicated to advancing his wishes Sends a hurricane to their meeting

Bans premarital sex Son is born out of wedlock

Bans premarital sex Son is born out of wedlock

Creates man in his perfect image "cut that foreskin off!"

Creates man in his perfect image

Wise, all loving creator Gives His finest creation hair on the butt

Wise, all loving creator Gives His finest creation hair on the butt

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