you call it a restraining order i call it a long distance relationship

you call it a restraining order i call it a long distance relationship - you call it a restraining order i call it a long distance relationship  Creepy Stalker Guy

you call it a restraining order i call it a long distance relationship

you call it a restraining order i call it a long distance relationship

My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker. Well, she’s not exactly my girlfriend yet.

My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker.  Well, she’s not exactly my girlfriend yet.

Every breath you take - Every move you make Every bond you break - Every step you take i'll be watching you

Every breath you take - Every move you make Every bond you break - Every step you take  i'll be watching you

Take your time baby I'll just wait over here

Take your time baby I'll just wait over here

you call it witness protection i call it hide and go seek

you call it witness protection i call it hide and go seek

you don't respond to my texts perhaps you will respond to vandalism

you don't respond to my texts perhaps you will respond to vandalism

if you're on your monthlies I'll rub your tummy clockwise


if you're on your monthlies I'll rub your tummy clockwise

So you're dumping me huh? That's Sweet

So you're dumping me huh? That's Sweet

My name is "John", or as the ladies like to call me... "Hey you in the bushes"

My name is

You told me you were too busy to go out with me So i figured we could just stay in tonight.

You told me you were too busy to go out with me So i figured we could just stay in tonight.

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