BELIEVES IN ALWAYS-ON INTERNET TURNS OFF HIS TWITTER ACCOUNT

BELIEVES IN 
ALWAYS-ON INTERNET TURNS OFF HIS 
TWITTER ACCOUNT - BELIEVES IN 
ALWAYS-ON INTERNET TURNS OFF HIS 
TWITTER ACCOUNT  Always Online Adam Orth

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Left my girlfriend Because she wouldn't stay turned on

Left my girlfriend  Because she wouldn't stay turned on

sim city turned out pretty well let's do the same thing

sim city turned out pretty well let's do the same thing

i'm only an idiot when i'm online and i'm always online

i'm only an idiot when i'm online and i'm always online

I vacuum with the new xbox It sucks better

I vacuum with the new xbox It sucks better

Works for Microsoft Sony employee of the month

Works for Microsoft Sony employee of the month

I'm always connected to the internet So i can fuck my career using twitter whenever i want to.

I'm always connected to  the internet So i can fuck my career using twitter whenever i want to.

My Electric bills are off the chain Cuz my vacuum is always on

My Electric bills are off the chain Cuz my vacuum is always on

PLEASE BUY A PS4

PLEASE BUY A PS4

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I have a high paying job and i can afford a great internet connection so should you

I have a high paying job and i can afford a great internet connection so should you

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