No friends drama free life

No friends drama free life - No friends drama free life  Forever Alone Success Kid

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No girlfriend Large paycheck all for myself

No girlfriend Large paycheck all for myself

Never have to worry about drunk texting an ex Because I don't have any

Never have to worry about drunk texting an ex  Because I don't have any

Period is Late You have to be having sex to get pregnant

Period is Late You have to be having sex to get pregnant

no friends or social life vasts amount of money saved

no friends or social life vasts amount of money saved

zero human interaction Doesn't get flu

zero human interaction Doesn't get flu

No Girlfriend Don't have to see Twilight

No Girlfriend Don't have to see Twilight

no access to weed or alcohol never have to worry about cops, poor decisions, getting caught by parents, or temptation to post about it on facebook

no access to weed or alcohol never have to worry about cops, poor decisions, getting caught by parents, or temptation to post about it on facebook

No friends No additional liability in a zombie apocalypse

No friends No additional liability in a zombie apocalypse

No Friends No enemies

No Friends No enemies

NO GIRLFRIEND FART WITH IMPUNITY

NO GIRLFRIEND FART WITH IMPUNITY

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